Saturday, February 27, 2010

At an intervention

Intervener 1: We're here because we love you.
Addict: I don't believe that! It's because you don't love me!
Intervener 2: We miss the old you! You've changed.
Intervener 1: I just don't know you anymore! Where was the man I married.
Addict: It's not going to happen!
Intervener 2: It has to...
Addict: You're not going to put me away in some rehab place!
Intervener 3: That's what Sheen said.
(All look at him)
Intervener 1: Why did we invite him?

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